Warning: this quiz contains explicit language.
You open your door and unexpectedly encounter a creeper. What is your first reaction?
Stomp that motherfucker
Shut the door and wait it out
Stand there dumbfounded till it blows up your shit
How many entrances are there to your home?
Which option most-accurately describes your current inventory?
Bacon, Bow and Arrows, Sword
Pickaxe, various ores
Diamonds and all your other valuable shit
What kind of armor are you wearing?
How accurate are you with a bow?
They call me Rambo
You're in an open field running from a horde of creepers. How do you escape?
Running is for pussies. I take my sword and slice their sulphury asses into a pile of flapjacks.
I quickly build a tower beneath myself, and take them out with my bow.
I run into the forest and disappear in the cover of foliage.
I'm a little bitch and probably wouldn't escape.
You're deep in a cave, searching for diamonds. Suddenly, from behind you, you hear the notorious "SSSSsssssssssss". What do you do?
Dive roll. 'Nuff said
Turn around and ru--BOOM!
Accept my fate
Try to kill it before it explodes
What is your house mostly made out of?
Is your house fenced in?
Hell no. Fences are for pussies.
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